klkb
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The doctor said I am clearand skin cancer free
That's great!!!
The doctor said I am clearand skin cancer free
Pablo Picasso's full name was "Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruiz y Picasso."
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells " Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
I hate strep throat. Its the worst thing I can get. Every time someone has it, if I go in the same room, I get it. Stupid strep throat germ
Sorry, nothing will make me handle any of those things with Kleenex. I'm not gonna be that guy in the store who uses a napkin to count out my money. We DO have immune systems for something!
klkb said:don't lick the coins.
ScubaDude said:Sorry, nothing will make me handle any of those things with Kleenex. I'm not gonna be that guy in the store who uses a napkin to count out my money. We DO have immune systems for something!
extra-medium said:Funniest bit I heard from George Carlin.
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ScubaDude said:well then what am i supposed to dowith my free time?