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I was mowing one day and a car ran over a squirrel, he ran off in my yard and laid their for about an hour not moving. I thought, well I better do something with him and picked him up by the tail and he was still alive!! That squirrel ate me up! He was like a friggin sewing maching...Had to go to the hospital, I finally had to tell them it was a squirrel that attacked me.
I was just using the phrase " A wild animal attack" I thought it sounded better.
 
I was mowing one day and a car ran over a squirrel, he ran off in my yard and laid their for about an hour not moving. I thought, well I better do something with him and picked him up by the tail and he was still alive!! That squirrel ate me up! He was like a friggin sewing maching...Had to go to the hospital, I finally had to tell them it was a squirrel that attacked me.
I was just using the phrase " A wild animal attack" I thought it sounded better.
So did you finish him off in the name of self defense?
 

When I was working in Poulsbo and driving around rather than taking the ferry (just before gas prices started climbing 10 years ago) my cat fell apart and clogged my muffler so I went from 70 mph to 20 mph and had to pull off. Luckily I had my old claw hammer and pounded a couple holes in the muffler and I was back to speed in about 5 minutes. A car tried to pass me on the right shoulder (I was doing 70+), then I heard a loud bang and the car veered right and saw something sail over the front of my truck ('87 MJ) and take out the car on my left. It was a big buck! I made sure they were OK, then headed off and got to work with only 30 seconds to spare.
 

It was my Sr. beach week and we (2 buddys and myself) were on Costal Hwy in Ocean City MD. The car was silent after a brief argument over where to eat dinner. The rain stopped after a very raniy day and we had the windows down when..... SWASH!!!! A huge wave of water came from a bus slamming into a huge puddle of water that soaked both of my buddys. I instantly lost it and was dying of laughter and they were ****ed because they were SOAKED.
 
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