funny,strange ,wierd stories.

[clydethepirate]

I was mowing one day and a car ran over a squirrel, he ran off in my yard and laid their for about an hour not moving. I thought, well I better do something with him and picked him up by the tail and he was still alive!! That squirrel ate me up! He was like a friggin sewing maching...Had to go to the hospital, I finally had to tell them it was a squirrel that attacked me.
I was just using the phrase " A wild animal attack" I thought it sounded better.

 

[Gennybro]

I was mowing one day and a car ran over a squirrel, he ran off in my yard and laid their for about an hour not moving. I thought, well I better do something with him and picked him up by the tail and he was still alive!! That squirrel ate me up! He was like a friggin sewing maching...Had to go to the hospital, I finally had to tell them it was a squirrel that attacked me.
I was just using the phrase " A wild animal attack" I thought it sounded better.

So did you finish him off in the name of self defense?

 

[clydethepirate]

Yep we had to send him off for rabies test. That alone was $50

 

[carnuck]

When I was working in Poulsbo and driving around rather than taking the ferry (just before gas prices started climbing 10 years ago) my cat fell apart and clogged my muffler so I went from 70 mph to 20 mph and had to pull off. Luckily I had my old claw hammer and pounded a couple holes in the muffler and I was back to speed in about 5 minutes. A car tried to pass me on the right shoulder (I was doing 70+), then I heard a loud bang and the car veered right and saw something sail over the front of my truck ('87 MJ) and take out the car on my left. It was a big buck! I made sure they were OK, then headed off and got to work with only 30 seconds to spare.

 

[Gennybro]

I was wondering if this thread would come back to life.

 

[Gennybro]

of course it well,everybody has a story.

 

[stumblnyj]

It was my Sr. beach week and we (2 buddys and myself) were on Costal Hwy in Ocean City MD. The car was silent after a brief argument over where to eat dinner. The rain stopped after a very raniy day and we had the windows down when..... SWASH!!!! A huge wave of water came from a bus slamming into a huge puddle of water that soaked both of my buddys. I instantly lost it and was dying of laughter and they were ****ed because they were SOAKED.