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Sparky-Watts
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A little military humor: During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, "Yours is."
I thought that too at first but follow that link and there are a whole lot of pictures of more of the same. I don't think they were doctored.
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mingez
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Nope, the Siberians at the SF Zoo have both water and land in their enclosure with an observation window below the water line. You can go see first hand tigers swimming and playing in the water.
Seen it, it's cool to watch. And the snarled face is just the face they make in water...I guess they all do that. It's not angry or anything.
They are excellent swimmers and fish are part of the Bengali tiger diet.
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mud4feet
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beer on Sunday? ohh the shame of it allurple:
This is Louisiana, 90................the only state in the union where cock-fighting is still legal!:shock: :shock: and EVERY gas station sells liquor.:shock:
90Xjay
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you gotta love it:lol: :lol: :lol:
Utah_jeepster
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Simple...its a Sunday drinking game in Louisiana, you drink till your the last one to "parish" from intoxication!if only someone will just tell me what the heck a "Parish" is
Saurian
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So, I'm weedwhipping the back fenceline at DPS, and naturally, there are bits of sticks and twigs and rocks, and things like that flying every which way... I feel something nail my cheek, and it stung like heck, imagined it was just a pebble or something, as after all, these things do happen. Nope. It was when I reached up to feel whether or not it was bleeding that I happened to notice something sticking out of my face... It was a thornapple, or some other type of thorn, about an inch long, 1/3 of which was embedded in my cheek.
What are the odds of that?!?
What are the odds of that?!?
90Xjay
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good thing it wasn't sticking out of your eye:shock: :shock: :shock:
Red Neckerson
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So, I'm weedwhipping the back fenceline at DPS, and naturally, there are bits of sticks and twigs and rocks, and things like that flying every which way... I feel something nail my cheek, and it stung like heck, imagined it was just a pebble or something, as after all, these things do happen. Nope. It was when I reached up to feel whether or not it was bleeding that I happened to notice something sticking out of my face... It was a thornapple, or some other type of thorn, about an inch long, 1/3 of which was embedded in my cheek.
What are the odds of that?!?
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Sure you don't have a neighbor with a blow gun? Maybe trying to sleep while you were weed eating? Just wondering because I did that to my weed eating neighbor while trying to get some shut eye. :funny: :funny: (I AM just kidding!)
So, I'm weedwhipping the back fenceline at DPS, and naturally, there are bits of sticks and twigs and rocks, and things like that flying every which way... I feel something nail my cheek, and it stung like heck, imagined it was just a pebble or something, as after all, these things do happen. Nope. It was when I reached up to feel whether or not it was bleeding that I happened to notice something sticking out of my face... It was a thornapple, or some other type of thorn, about an inch long, 1/3 of which was embedded in my cheek.
What are the odds of that?!?
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Sure you don't have a neighbor with a blow gun? Maybe trying to sleep while you were weed eating? Just wondering because I did that to my weed eating neighbor while trying to get some shut eye. :funny: :funny: (I AM just kidding!)
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Sparky-Watts
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I once had a 1/32 drill bit break off in an air drill and stick right in the bridge of my nose, clear down to the bone. Sure made my eyes water! :shock:
Sparky-Watts
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Saurian
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Safety glasses and ear protection are my very good friends
And it would have had to be someone very quick with a blow-gun, it goes fenceline, wide ditch, I-75 Northbound... Mad skills if that's the case :shock:
mud4feet
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if only someone will just tell me what the heck a "Parish" is
A "Parish" is a geographical area presided over by the "Police Jury"............that should clear it up!!:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
It has become a bit crazier world for us, to say the least.
