Never Ending Story

figured it was about time someone made this easier to read. i lthim we're on sentance 4 or 5 now :P lol punctuation people.... PUNCTUATION

When my Jeep got it's first homemade apple pie, ants crawled on and ate the MSD Ignition Cables as a result, i carried my wife's vicious mother by the shorthairs to the edge of a cliff and then thought will my 4x4 pull her thong out of her big and beautiful crusty fish smellin, water soaked TJ to the barn for some corn that I want for a fishfry and keg party for which I hope to get a tingling sensation in my pants. Last night I had that sensation in a dream under the stars I had a fat heffer around so then I kicked her out of my XJ greased her up and sent her in a box to Jenny Craig in exchange for a dozen doughnuts and a big fat Dana rearend. To my suprise, the stale doughnuts tasted like chicken. With her gone, I could now throw those donuts in the glovebox but not before licking the chocolate off the dashboard Which reminded me of Wonka's Willys Jeep. It...
...looked like barbie's
 
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