Death Prediction

[happy024]

At age 33 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.
My fifteen minutes of fame will kill me!!!!

 

[Laph]

This blows: At age 37 I will die fighting the Global War on Terror in Mexico. That's only 4 years from now. I'll never see my boy make 5. That sucks. I hope y'all live happy and free for the sacrifice I am going to have to make for you. Tell my kid how badass his dad's Jeep was.

well I get to live a bit longer but I also die fighting the war on terror, My girl said it sounds just like how I would go.
At age 75 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

 

[dropseys]

jimmy: At age 62 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Wow. I always wanted to go to Ecuador, but to be a part of a revolution... Woo Hoo!