YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

[insufficient funds]

When your staring at the work ahead of you when the day before you sailed threw a mud hole at 35 with no top on.

 

[absolutemoon]

when you have accepted the fact that your driveway or garage will ALWAYS have an oil stain from something leaking.

I hear that.

 

[wwch99tj]

I hear that.

Looks like mine I've got a front diff leak and a valve cover gasket leak.

When you get mad because you always see more Jeeps when your not driving yours than when you are.... the just don't wave back to me in the Chevy Blazer

 

[untamed]

When you use your wife's pink ipod in it and still feel manly.

 

[ScubaDude]

When the guys working the car wash refuse to clean your car.

 

[absolutemoon]

When the guys working the car wash refuse to clean your car.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

 

[ScubaDude]

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

True story, it was green lantern

 

[MattMayTJ]

True story, it was green lantern

Same thing happened here they told me that there was an excessive mud charge and the price went from 7 bucks to 60 or 70 bucks or something ridiculous like that

 

[ScubaDude]

I gotta admit, it kinda made my day.

 

[absolutemoon]

I gotta admit, it kinda made my day.

At least you know you were mudding the right way. Haha

 

[Small Block TJ]

When every time u speak to a passenger they say "WHAT?" or the other way around..

 

[absolutemoon]

When every time u speak to a passenger they say "WHAT?" or the other way around..

WHAT???? Sorry, I was driving when I read this.

 

[wwch99tj]

You have ever left your headlights on and killed your battery... no fuse 4 = no reminder chime

 

[ScubaDude]

You wash it and people ask if you bought a new jeep.

 

[TrailRatedRN]

You have ever left your headlights on and killed your battery... no fuse 4 = no reminder chime

I do this at least once per summer

 

[69jeepcj]

When every time u speak to a passenger they say "WHAT?" or the other way around.

Exactly!!!

 

[TrailRatedRN]

When you carry a step stool around for your 5'2" mother when she is in town.

 

[Jeep'nMama]

When your kids don't have to open a door to get out, but they use the 35's as a ladder to keep from breaking an ankle as they descend to the ground.

The roar of the tires is all the music I need.

 

[ScubaDude]

When a motorcyclist compliments your neon pants at a stoplight...

 

[Timlt1]

When your kids don't have to open a door to get out, but they use the 35's as a ladder to keep from breaking an ankle as they descend to the ground.

The roar of the tires is all the music I need.

Well put!! My kids love it!!

I LIKE IT DIRTY!!