YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

[83-cj-7=383-stroker]

u know u have a real jeep if every where u go ppl ask ya how much u want for it and when ya say its not for sale they say really how much u want for it

 

[rdtj]

If you get excited when the weather guy calls for bad weather, cause you can't wait to play in the mud and slop!!!!

 

[tjlboise]

You get really really excited about things like "primitive road" or "unmaintained road ahead" because it makes it seem like all the noises are on purpose.

 

[flatie46]

#132 You can buy something to repair your jeep from the money you get for taking the beer cans you went through while working on your jeep to be recycled.

#133 On it's maiden winter voyage, you have both doors tied shut with bailing twine and the hard top's held on with vicegrip clamps.

#134 When you've got more tools in your jeep than in your garage.

#135 You've done body work with a sledge hammer.

#136 Your neighbor says: " I've got a set of mufflers you can have down in the barn. No...really... take 'em."

 

[TwistedCU]

#137 Your son's girlfriend asks "Can you drive that on the highway?"

 

[hillbillyhotrod]

Every snow bank is a RTI ramp

 

[83-cj-7=383-stroker]

you know u have a real jeep if u seem to be the rescue vehical for all your friends and neighbors when they get stuck

 

[Ian Davis]

You know you drive a real jeep when you just spent the past two hours reading this thread kicking yourself for letting your bran new tub sit in the driveway and the chassis in the back yard for the past four months...(69 cj5 304 Borg-Warner t18 transmission Dana 24 t-case) with a 67 m38a1 in the garage only needing a rad and brake job

 

[tjlboise]

You know you drive a real jeep when you just spent the past two hours reading this thread kicking yourself for letting your bran new tub sit in the driveway and the chassis in the back yard for the past four months...(69 cj5 304 Borg-Warner t18 transmission Dana 24 t-case) with a 67 m38a1 in the garage only needing a rad and brake job

Soooo...you're driving that? Lol

 

[Ian Davis]

Not quite :/ workin on it tho

 

[tjlboise]

Sounds like you have a pretty good pallet to work with. Can't wait to see what it looks like.

 

[Dexman21]

You know you have a real jeep when your wife won't hardly ride with you because "the suspension hurts her boobs".

 

[haha]

Every morning, when I go to work.

 

[mingez]

You know you have a real jeep when your wife won't hardly ride with you because "the suspension hurts her boobs".

That's also a way to tell if you have a "Real woman"!:twisted:

 

[Dexman21]

Lmao!! True story

 

[ScubaDude]

You Know you have a real jeep if you look through old threads on a jeep forum because its too nice outside to do anything fun in your jeep.

 

[Shephard10]

#? You put your body lift in your bookbag so you could put it on in your agricultural science class

 

[Shephard10]

OR
If you spent more on your lift($2300) than your jeep($500)

 

[rdtj]

You know you have a real jeep if you have a good set of raingear ready at all times!!

 

[Ian Davis]

You know that u have a real jeep if u brag to your friends u have a better vehicle than ur friends 2012 mustang cause u can depart four passengers in 3.0 seconds and if someone peuks u just hose it out

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