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It's finally supposed to be 60 degrees + here. Relief! that's shorts weather right there!
 
10 degrees right now with a low of 2 today. Wind chills 15 to 20 below zero.

Going to work... man this wasn't in the brochure :confused:

We don't expect to see temps rise above 30 degrees until Friday.
 
10 degrees right now with a low of 2 today. Wind chills 15 to 20 below zero.

Going to work... man this wasn't in the brochure :confused:

We don't expect to see temps rise above 30 degrees until Friday.

20 below? That's balmy. Why, when I was a kid, we didn't even have a sun. We'd have wished for something as warm as 20 below! It got so cold, when we'd talk to each other, the words would freeze coming out of our mouths. We'd have to wait for spring to know what we were talking about! 20 below...sheesh. That is a luxury! These youngin's these days don't know how good they've got it! When I was a kid, it got so cold the oxygen in the air would liquify and we'd have to swim to school, 5 miles upstream both ways!! Why, I remember one day it got up to 30 below, and my baby brother had a heat stroke! Shoot, we'd light a fire in the fireplace, and the flames would freeze to the logs!! Young whippersnappers these days don't know what cold is!!
 

-2 now with a high of 12, and we have no siding on most of the house, it's being redone... Little drafty... Which WarCraft? I'm obsessed again lately with WarCraft II :D
 
Well everyone, just wanted to let you know I just picked up a modded Honda Civic, in trade for my TJ. I'll still be hanging around here and all, but I'm now Jeepless. :shock:
A moderator no less!! who DOESNT DRIVE A JEEP! Does any one else see that this is just sick and wrong!

Oh and no comments from you Civic boy! As far as I am concerned your dead to us! How could you insult us like this!

POSER!​

What did you do, slip and hit your head on the ice!?! Whats wrong with you! We thought you had more sence then this!


Gentelmen we need to have a Jeep owners meeting, and Sparky...bring a rope we might be driving to Colorado after the meeting.
 
Mingez.......... WHYYYYYYY? I can't believe you cheated on us like that. I really hope this is a bad joke.
 

Well everyone, just wanted to let you know I just picked up a modded Honda Civic, in trade for my TJ. I'll still be hanging around here and all, but I'm now Jeepless. :shock:

Mingez sent me this pic of him in his new Civic.

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How could you do it Mingez?:?
 
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) - Cite This Source
in·fi·del /ˈɪnfɪdl, -ˌdɛl/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[in-fi-dl, -del] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. Religion. a. a person who does not accept a particular faith, esp. Christianity.
b. (in Christian use) an unbeliever, esp. a Muslim.
c. (in Muslim use) a person who does not accept the Islamic faith; kaffir.

2. a person who has no religious faith; unbeliever.
3. (loosely) a person who disbelieves or doubts a particular theory, belief, creed, etc.; skeptic.
–adjective
4. not accepting a particular faith, esp. Christianity or Islam; heathen.
5. without religious faith.
6. due to or manifesting unbelief: infidel ideas.
7. Mingez buying a Honda civic
8. Also, in·fi·del·ic /ˌɪnfɪˈdɛlɪk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[in-fi-del-ik] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of unbelievers or infidels.


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[Origin: 1425–75; late ME < LL infidélis unbelieving, L: unfaithful, treacherous. See in-3, feal]


—Synonyms 1–3. See atheist. Mingez
 
20 below? That's balmy. Why, when I was a kid, we didn't even have a sun. We'd have wished for something as warm as 20 below! It got so cold, when we'd talk to each other, the words would freeze coming out of our mouths. We'd have to wait for spring to know what we were talking about! 20 below...sheesh. That is a luxury! These youngin's these days don't know how good they've got it! When I was a kid, it got so cold the oxygen in the air would liquify and we'd have to swim to school, 5 miles upstream both ways!! Why, I remember one day it got up to 30 below, and my baby brother had a heat stroke! Shoot, we'd light a fire in the fireplace, and the flames would freeze to the logs!! Young whippersnappers these days don't know what cold is!!

I remember once our electricity froze up.:D
 

A moderator no less!! who DOESNT DRIVE A JEEP! Does any one else see that this is just sick and wrong!

Oh and no comments from you Civic boy! As far as I am concerned your dead to us! How could you insult us like this!

POSER!​

What did you do, slip and hit your head on the ice!?! Whats wrong with you! We thought you had more sence then this!


Gentelmen we need to have a Jeep owners meeting, and Sparky...bring a rope we might be driving to Colorado after the meeting.


Mingez.......... WHYYYYYYY? I can't believe you cheated on us like that. I really hope this is a bad joke.


Mingez sent me this pic of him in his new Civic.

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How could you do it Mingez?:?


What're you talking about? Civics are cool dudes. Gotta big wing on the back and everything. Only one sticker tho gonna have to work on that one. Not to mention 30+ miles/gallon!!!

VRRROOOMMM!!!!
 
Mingez sent me this pic of him in his new Civic.

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How could you do it Mingez?:?

South, the least you could do is Google a pic of a Civic with some guy that doesn't look like howdy doody. That guy's neither Asian nor Hispanic.

I'm thinking there's plenty of Asian dudes with modded civics on the internet. :lol:
 

I remember once our electricity froze up.:D

That's no laughing matter! I lost an uncle that way once. My aunt took a burnt out light bulb out of the socket in their living room, and all the electricity poured out into a big puddle on the floor and froze because it was so bitterly cold. Well, my uncle decided to go ice skating on the frozen puddle and when the sunshine hit it through the open window (they couldn't afford glass), it melted and electricuted him!:(
 
Whew! I thoguht we were gonna have to pimp slap you for a second there. I thought you went to the darkside. I was having flashbacks of you in a civic with 14" spinners and a flame job down the side, and racing decals all over the hood and windows, showing your "sponsorship", and a #10 can welded to the exhaust, and speakers bigger than your wheels lining the trunk and back seats, and lime green seats, and .................................................. whoa, I was having another one.
 
Whew! I thoguht we were gonna have to pimp slap you for a second there. I thought you went to the darkside. I was having flashbacks of you in a civic with 14" spinners and a flame job down the side, and racing decals all over the hood and windows, showing your "sponsorship", and a #10 can welded to the exhaust, and speakers bigger than your wheels lining the trunk and back seats, and lime green seats, and .................................................. whoa, I was having another one.

Hmmmm... you sure know plenty about ricers... :? :lol:
 

Yes my friend...it's just a bad joke for the random thread. I'd sooner eat a cactus.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


That was bad Mingez...you had us.


You know that does say something.......















Like, we all believe you were dropped on your head when you was little :purple: :purple: :purple:
 
What was it Larry the Cable Guy said: Something like "Saying guns kill people is like blaming my pencil for misspelled words."
 
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