I have a deputy sheriff in my county that is trying real hard to give me a ticket or two. For the past three-ish yrs., he has tried. It started with me and my jeep sitting in a lake. I was standing on my seat and fishing when I saw the police car lights. I raced across the shallow end of the lake and came out. He caught up with me and ran my jeep and license. He saw the wet mud but didn't catch me in the lake, so I walked away from that one.
Well, last week, he rolls up on us and promised us a ticket. He said that the next time he sees my jeep with mud on it, he's writing it. So, now I don't go down there anymore....it's a $1500 ticket.
In the PNW, they have locked gates in the woods. Well, a few weeks ago, a few jeepers found a great quad trail that we followed. It put us on the wrong side of the gate. A Ranger noticed us and we took off thro the dense forest growth and lost him.
Another forest ranger stopped me on the mountain and tried citing me for too many lights. He said the law only allows you six lights and I have twelve. When I quoted him the law, he tried telling me that I was poaching. Got out of that one as I had no weapons with me.
I own a wolf pack...five timber wolves. I was running them in a mountain pasture and got fined for owning wild animals. So, I had to purchase a "hobby" license. How'd I get 5 wolves in my TJ....with a WW2 Army trailer that I pull.