Death Prediction


At age 28 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.


Somehow I knew I wouldn't make it to 30.
 
I've accidentally done that... a couple of times... It'll give you sensations you didn't realize were possible :lol:
 

Jeremy: At age 50 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.


Odd that my avatar is a monkey.......or is it?
 
Evan: At age 40 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

Who would have thought.
 
mud: At age 80 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine
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3rd time was a charm!!! I can live (or die) with that!!!!:purple: :purple: :purple: ...........just hoping to tack on about 20 more years!!!!
 

Sam: At age 71 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.
 
droopey: At age 51 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
 
This blows: At age 37 I will die fighting the Global War on Terror in Mexico. That's only 4 years from now. I'll never see my boy make 5. That sucks. I hope y'all live happy and free for the sacrifice I am going to have to make for you. Tell my kid how badass his dad's Jeep was.
 

Joe: At age 49 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
 
Sean P. Ballantine: At age 37 you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

That's... odd, but plausible. :D
 
Much better the second time:
Redrooster: At age 59 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
 

Matt: At age 49 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
 
lee : At age 63 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
that will be the 3rd place i have been shot figures 3rd time will be the charm
 

Sparky: At age 66 aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
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Just like the dream I had last night....better stock up on Preparation H.......:(
 
Mingez: At age 33 you will be using the Death Predicter when a runaway Semi will crash into your home and kj;plasdkyf[oarepjpbcxnyl;afkjsidhfl;fa2p984----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
 

mingez said:
Mingez: At age 33 you will be using the Death Predicter when a runaway Semi will crash into your home and kj;plasdkyf[oarepjpbcxnyl;afkjsidhfl;fa2p984----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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