(Woods thinking to himself) "Man, I cant wait until tonight to find out what Michelle is wearing under that dress......did she say 10 tonight or 11??? I cant remember"
(Obama talking to Woods) Alrighty then Tiger this is just standard White House procedure, I just have to check your cell phone for any texts or voice messages to or from certain countries or (cough) my wife"
(Tiger Woods to Obama) Did Monica swallow, did she gag?, tell me the truth Mr. President, was there a video tape?, do you sit on the same chair?huh?!?! is that milk?
Obama: you mean to tell me that you need both hands to hold your club?
Tiger: Thats right Sir, Then I swing it back over my right shoulder....
Obama: OMG, Now I can see why the woman are after you....