Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican

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Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock

cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds

before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
 

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Are you a Moderate Muslim, Fundamentalist, or Salafi (Militaristic Fundamentalist Sunni)??

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between
Moderates, Fundamentalists And Salafi Fundamentalists?

The answer can be found by posing the following
question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an American Soldier
with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes
with you, screams obscenities, praises Jesus, raises
the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Makarov

cal .380, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds

before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Moderate's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!

Is he here to help us? Is the enemy of my enemy my friend?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children? Oh wait a minute... there's war in a near by country.

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call the police? Why is this street so deserted?

How can I blame him for being so angry with me since other extremist muslims are doing such horrible things to the rest of the world. I wish the west new the differences between my people and the crazed lunatics that we get lumped into the same catagory with.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fundamentalists Answer:

BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Salafi Fundamentalists Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Father! Was that the ammo supplied to you by the Americans during the Russian invasion of Afganistan?"

:wink:
 

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im a southern republican according to that little test
 
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...............then you get sued by the ACLU for violating the terrorist's civil rights... Gotta love America!
 

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'nuff said.
 
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