You're a Jeep owner if....

JeepGirl9248

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You're a Jeep owner if....



...topless has nothing to do with a bar

...getting a lift has nothing to do with plastic surgery

....4.0 isn't a GPA anymore

...."taking her top down" has nothing to do with foreplay

...you spend a really unreasonable amount of money just to gain the extra inch of ground clearance

....your vehicle weighs 500 lbs. more than it did when it came off the assembly line

....you understand a Jeep is not just a vehicle; it's a way of life!

....washing your Jeep means you're going to hose out the inside

....you choose to lengthn a normally 13 hour drive by 2 hours just because you wondered "whats at the other end of that forest road?"
 

i would have to say all true. There were even a few i hadn't heard yet :lol:
 
second verse is the same as the first!!
hehe

Look in the past post, we went through this up until like # 207 with 100+ replys
 
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