Tinfoil hats actually amplify mind-control beams

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A group of MIT students decided to test the performance of different tinfoil beanies to see how various designs (the "classical," "fez" and "centurion") interacted with commonly used industrial radio applications. They found that all three designs actually amplified these mind control rays radio waves, suggesting that the tinfoil hat meme might be a false-flag operation engineered to trick the wily and suspicious into making it easier to beam messages into their skulls.

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Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.


... We evaluated the performance of three different helmet designs, commonly referred to as the Classical, the Fez, and the Centurion. These designs are portrayed in Figure 1. The helmets were made of Reynolds aluminium foil. As per best practices, all three designs were constructed with the double layering technique described elsewhere [2].


A radio-frequency test signal sweeping the ranges from 10 Khz to 3 Ghz was generated using an omnidirectional antenna attached to the Agilent 8714ET's signal generator.


Tinfoil hats actually amplify mind-control beams - Boing Boing
 
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woah... thats some deep stuff, eerything i know about tinfoil hats is a lie
 
Wait a,minute....maybe the government and this MIT group are in cahoots? It's a government conspiricy! Been wearing my tin foil hat for several years and I know...yes I do. That the government hasn't been beaming secret kill instructions to me and trying to get me to change my anti-government blog site.


And any real genius knows your tin foil hat has to cover your ears or you still hear the radio signals.

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Utah_jeepster said:
Wait a,minute....maybe the government and this MIT group are in cahoots? It's a government conspiricy! Been wearing my tin foil hat for several years and I know...yes I do. That the government hasn't been beaming secret kill instructions to me and trying to get me to change my anti-government blog site.

And any real genius knows your tin foil hat has to cover your ears or you still hear the radio signals.

Sent from my PG86100 using Jeepz

Or that's what the government wants you think...
 
Well I hear hats made from armadillo shells will block even the most intense brain waves, they make a pretty good soup bowl too....
 
I don't wear mine all the time, which may be a mistake. I will say this, the voices in my head sometimes offer a good idea. They've often helped me on my Jeep, either to get it into a chithole or out of one.
 

got my foil wrapped around my down yonder parts. never fails to attract the ladies, they just seem to zero right in like a moth to a light, it's amazing.
 
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