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[90Xjay]

so, the wife go some brats to cook.
I went off to the store and got 3 tall boy cans of beer, you know, to make the simmer pot with the onions... well, one of them never made in the sauce pan.
It has been over 4 years since I drank a cold beer...It makes the heat and humidity seem more bearable(00)

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Chelsea Clinton was departing her plane at the airport and came upon a soldier and proceeded to talk to him. She asked him where he had
been, to which he replied "Baghdad". She praised him for what he had done for the country and asked "Were you scared?"


He replied, "No, but I am scared about what I am facing as I return to the United States." Chelsea asked, "What are you afraid of as you
return to the United States?"


He looked seriously at her and said "I am afraid of three things:
Osama, Obama and Yomama."

 

[dandoc]

nobody knows what a nose knows! :grin:

 

[southtj]

...It has been over 4 years since I drank a cold beer...It makes the heat and humidity seem more bearable(00)

Yes, yes it does. 8)

 

[Sparky-Watts]

nobody knows what a nose knows! :grin:

The Shadow knows!!

 

[Red Neckerson]

OoHHHH, there once was a man from Nantucket........

 

[mingez]

What would a nose smell like?

 

[Sparky-Watts]

A nose by any other name, would still smell as sweet......

 

[Abutterfly]

OoHHHH, there once was a man from Nantucket........

I don't think I ever told anyone but I married THAT MAN. urple:

 

[Abutterfly]

Geez.. what is up with my life? Let me just say this... except for my Nantucket man... ( that is even "if-y" ) and my Jeep....I have nothing in my life that brings me any pleasure lately. I have been hiding out in my bedroom lately....

My doggie was just sick to the tune of 300 bucks...my youngest sick with this nasty old wonky ear thing... and I just started working FT lately..and I have less money NOW then I ever did....How can that be?!
OH, don't get me started on my other child who is now 19... a college Flunkee....majored in Marijuana 101. She passed that with straight A's...which is why she failed the other stuff. Forgot to mention , she was in Who's Who Among American High School Students... a real brain. She is 19 and hasn't gotten around to getting a driver's liscense..... come to think of it...she hasn't EVER had a job either!!!!!!! Now what??!! Where did I go wrong?? I was too easy on her.. like my mom was with me... now I am runnin' around in a Jeep. Good Lord.

Let me just think out loud here....FOR GOD'S SAKE.. YOU ARE 19, GET A LIFE! GET A JOB, GET A LISCENSE...GET LOST!!!!! Jeez... you are a moocher....life doesn't revolve around YOU. GRRRRRRR! And why do you hang out with a guy who wears a skirt?!! What makes you think you are half-gay or all gay now?? You are just out of your mind!! Why is everyone over the age of 16 gay now?

Does anyone else have a kid around 18ish who every friend is gay? I don't care who's gay.. I have gay people in my life.....I am just wondering why everyone is gay now or is it that society is just more accepting now? What will happen to the human race? My daughter doesn't have one straight friend... I mean that literally. Young kids.....It's not the sexual preference that bothers me... the are also really WEIRD and outrageous I mean. Is it the thing to "be" now.. like "goth" used to be or what?? The one guy goes shopping for sundresses/skirts... wears his hair up on top in little cute ponytails...????? I am surrounded by totally bizarre people/situations/conversations....and my 9 year old child is exposed to all this weird/inappropriate stuff as well. My household is totally out of control. I wanna run away!!! Just me and my Jeep, (00) it's the only thing that doesn't give me any trouble.

Anyone else have a kid who just can't get it together?? Guess what... that bill for 12 Grand is gonna be rollin in soon since she flunked out of school. Mama is broke. Seriously.... I am in some financial jeopardy lately but I was smart enough to not co-sign her loans.... daddy did. :lol: I may have red hair but I am smarter than the average bear.

I am going to sell off everything I own pretty much, which brings me to this question....I am thinking of selling off my full soft doors with the cases. DO they even make these anymore? I don't see them anywhere. I see the half doors. Perhaps no one uses them or wants them. I don't know. I don't think I will ever use them. I know I will regret selling some of these things later, but oh well... some times you gotta take one for the team.

I am glad I got on here this morning. I had few laughs. I forgot that people on here are insane. Myself included. I feel better now that I told everyone that my life is stinkin' bad lately...real bad. Please, tell me that I am not the only one who wants to suck off the exhaust pipe of my Jeep on occasion........but then I couldn't.. it would be like a friend stabbin' me in da back! I will use my husbands old Pontiac, The Bomber, as we call it... like a giant sheet of rust on wheels... gets fabulous gas mileage tho, or I would have put it out of my misery long ago. I keep trying to bribe the mechanics wife from the garage when she calls to say it's ready to be picked up from inspection. I told her I will flip her 100 bucks to say it's time to lower the flag on that thing. She won't budge.

That is all I have to say about that.

 

[dandoc]

The Shadow knows!!

the Shadow ain't got nuthin' on that thar nose! :razz:

 

[Sparky-Watts]

That is all I have to say about that.

Are you sure? Seriously, girlfriend, you need to open up more and tell us how you really feel, don't keep it all bottled up inside, it ain't healthy. :shock:

:lol: Ok, here's a hug from yer ol' pal, Sparky. (00) I've been missing you! Just the other day I was thinking about you and wondering where you'd gone. I just figured maybe you got your Jeep stuck crossways in the McDonald's drive-thru and decided to just make your home there dining on deep fried grease and heavily salted saturated fat. Good to see you again, my friend!

We've all got our share of problems in our lives, and to some your problems may not look bad at all, while to others they may look like the end of the world. Either way, it really is good that you spit it all out and got it off your chest. Don't you feel better now? All I can tell you is hang in there, it'll either get better or it'll kill you, but no matter what, you've got your pals here at Jeepz.com to take care of you! 8)

Don't be a stranger...at least don't be stranger than me, ok?

 

[90Xjay]

Are you sure? Seriously, girlfriend, you need to open up more and tell us how you really feel, don't keep it all bottled up inside, it ain't healthy. :shock:

:rofl: :rofl: :funny: :funny: :funny:

 

[mingez]

spamapotamus

 

[Saurian]

Melt 1 stick of butter in a medium saucepan, swirling until foamy. As it melts, add a dash of the following: onion powder, garlic salt, parsley, and paprika. When the butter really begins to foam, add a liberal amount of cheese. Parmesan will make a nice sauce, but shredded cheddar will give it a stronger flavor, the sharpness of the cheese will come out with all force. When the mixture is on the verge of burning, but not burnt, add a splash of milk, and continue swirling until well blended. The sauce will either stay as an oil-based sauce, or if the proportions of cheese, and the timing of the milk are right, it will become a thick brown sauce. Either way, it is delicious, and no matter how it turns out, it will be good, providing the butter is not burnt. Pour this sauce over the pierogi that you have just boiled, and enjoy.

 

[mingez]

YES!!!! An American has taken back the title that should rightfully belong to Americans!!! GLUTTONY IS OURS!!! God bless America!

I'll be damned of some stinkin' Japanese guy is going to take away the very American title of overeating.

We are the most obese nation in the world, and Joey Chestnut has shown that nobody can out eat us pigs!

Nathans hotdog eating contest winner: Joey Chestnut!

 

[Red Neckerson]

YES!!!! An American has taken back the title that should rightfully belong to Americans!!! GLUTTONY IS OURS!!! God bless America!

I'll be damned of some stinkin' Japanese guy is going to take away the very American title of overeating.

We are the most obese nation in the world, and Joey Chestnut has shown that nobody can out eat us pigs!

Nathans hotdog eating contest winner: Joey Chestnut!

Well, it's funner to watch than soccer

 

[Abutterfly]

See? I TOLD you my knee was sore.....urple:

 

[mud4feet]

Mingez, where is that bridge in your new sig?!?!?!!



Bridge builder mud

 

[90Xjay]

thats the San Fran Bay, Mud