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90Xjay
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who makes it?
mud4feet
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I assume you're refering to my new sig...........kinda tongue-in-cheek. The only thing I fear is the wrath of God should I resort to the mindless, careless, self-centered ways of my past. "Terrorist" is the latest political buzzword (thanx, wubya)....been through "commies", "reds", "hippies", "black panthers", "nuclear annihilation", "running out of gas" (goin' on 40 years), "pandemic", etc. etc.,.............scare me some more, please!
We should have a filter on this site for the word "politician".............
Sparky-Watts
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90Xjay
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The he rolled a cigarette, lit up, and went to sleep and he trailer burnt to the ground
Sparky-Watts
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Back in '03, a friend of mine had an accident on the way to the lake. He was cresting a hill driving into the sun and didn't see a guy on a bicycle in his lane and hit him. The impact threw the guy 100 ft, and amputated both of his legs. My buddy was cleared of any criminal charges, but a couple months ago the cyclist filed a civil suit against him. The guy he hit was suing for $15 million for injuries, loss of future income, and pain and suffering. Monday was the start of the trial, and the judge threw the case out before it even started. He said the guy didn't have a leg to stand on.
Sparky-Watts
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Another friend of mine was pulled over by the cops last weekend for DUI. The cop got him out of the car and started doing a field sobriety test. First, the cop told him to watch the tip of a pen while he moved it back and forth to see how his eyes tracked, but my friend told him he couldn't do that because he'd just had cataract surgery and his right eye couldn't move correctly. So, the cop told him to stand on one leg, tip his head back and touch the tip of his finger to the end of his nose, but my buddy said he couldn't do that either because he had several vertebrae in his neck fused and couldn't tip his head back. So, the cop told him he was going to have to take a breathalyzer test, but again, my friend told the cop he couldn't do that because he had emphysema and couldn't blow into the machine. So, finally the cop told him to walk along the white line at the edge of the road, heel to toe for 10 paces and back again. My buddy shook his head and said he couldn't do that either. "WHY NOT?!?" asked the cop, now visibly angry. My buddy looked him square in the eyes and said, "Because I'm just too damn drunk, that's why!"
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Sparky-Watts
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So this weekend, the same buddy of mine was out on bail, but didn't have a license and was walking home from the neighborhood bar. He was walking along with one foot stepping up on the curb, then the other foot down in the gutter and so on, just kind of loping along slowly toward home. A cop pulled up, got out and told him he was going to have to arrest him. "Why?" asked my friend. "Because you're obviously drunk, that's why!" replied the cop. My friend sighed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh, thank God! I thought I was crippled!"
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Sparky-Watts
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Much ado 'bout nutting......
Sparky-Watts
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I hate the heat in summer
I hate the humidity. We've been averaging 60-70% all spring so far with all the rain. Yesterday we had a "cold front" move through....odd thing was it was warmer after the cold front moved through. :???: I always thought that was a warm front, but all the weather boobs said it was a cold front. We're still getting rain almost everyday, and I am sick and tired of it! :evil:
mingez
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There are a ton of different manufacturers... almost any Asian market has them. It's just a matter of trying one and seeing if you like it.
