Stupid joke

[antsinmypants]

ooh a good one is to roll down their car window and put glass all over their car seat and on the ground out side the car too. (cause really who will try to roll up their window when they think its broken) and they they can go claim it. happened to a friend of mine, only the place that "fixed" it still charged icbc to fix it and didnt tell anyone it just had to be rolled up... they are no longer in business but either way it was super funny.

 

[90Xjay]

ANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


It is sooooo good to hear from you. We thought you were... well.... you know..



Glad to see you back on Jeepz...8)

 

[Craig]

Well I'm proud to say it worked. They both met at the restaraunt. They saw each other there and figured they were both there to meet different blind dates till they got to talking. They figured it out and I got a bunch of nasty messages on my answering machine from about 11:00pm till about 2:00am. They both called me first thing this morning and apparantley I'm a "dead man".....we'll have to see about that.

 

[Craig]

As for other nasty jokes that I've heard of here's one for ya. A couple of my friends work in a mill in a small town. The "unwritten" rule there is that you don't rat anyone out for anything. If you do, you're gonna get your butt kicked. Some guy ratted someone out for something at work that got him suspended (trying to brownose the boss) and got some serious payback. First of all he got the crap kicked out of him. Next they got some road kill (dead deer) and threw it inside his car with the windows up on a hot summers day. It cooked inside the car all day long. The car was a writeoff because of the smell that wouldn't come out. Wouldn't really say this was a funny joke but more of a payback to teach someone a lesson. Not something that I'd do but goes to show what people are capable of.

 

[Sparky-Watts]

ooh a good one is to roll down their car window and put glass all over their car seat and on the ground out side the car too. (cause really who will try to roll up their window when they think its broken) and they they can go claim it. happened to a friend of mine, only the place that "fixed" it still charged icbc to fix it and didnt tell anyone it just had to be rolled up... they are no longer in business but either way it was super funny.

Yah, I like that one!! Years ago, just out of high school, I worked at a warehouse and we pulled a similar trick on one of the foremen. He had just bought a brand new truck and was bragging about it to everyone that would listen (and even some who wouldn't). During one of our breaks, one of the guys got a jug of used oil out of his truck and poured it on the ground under the foreman's new truck. We were all waiting at lunch time to see him come out to find this big, nasty, black puddle of oil oozing out from under his truck. He was so sure it was ruined, he called a tow truck, had it towed back to the dealership, and then called them the next morning cussing them out for the POS truck they sold him. He was threatening lawsuits, bad advertising, boycotts, etc. when the dealership finally broke in and told him there was nothing wrong with it. Of course, he didn't believe them, so he went down there and looked for himself.....

He never knew which single person did the deed, but pretty well knew the group that had been in on it. Needless to say, he didn't brag much about that truck anymore!:lol:

 

[Sparky-Watts]

And BTW, Welcome back, Kimmo!!! Thanks for the PM, it was good to hear from you!

 

[currupt4130]

Holy crap, the Canadian's back!

 

[redrooster]

My personal favorite: box full of donuts with a Polaroid of one hanging from male genatalia placed underneath the box.
Second favorite: Red Fox Urine (available at hunting stores) in the heater duct. Projectile vomiting is funny, although the car would be ruined.

 

[Utah_jeepster]

The best one is going down to the theatrical store and buying fake blood then off to the joke shop to buy fake police line tape...then a run over to the auto store for one of those fake bullet holes...the rest you can figure out.