Funny quotes and one liners from movies

[90Xjay]

Ain't this somethin'? I told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. "Make your life go here, son. Here's where the people is. Them mountains is for Indians and wild men." "Mother Gue", I says "the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world," and by God, I was right. Keep your nose in the wind and your eye along the skyline........
I ain't never seen 'em, but my common sense tells me the Andes is foothills, and the Alps is for children to climb! Keep good care of your hair! These here is God's finest scupturings! And there ain't no laws for the brave ones! And there ain't no asylums for the crazy ones! And there ain't no churches, except for this right here! And there ain't no priests excepting the birds. By God, I are a mountain man, and I'll live 'til an arrow or a bullet finds me. And then I'll leave my bones on this great map of the magnificent...

Del Gue in the ending scene of Jeremiah Johnson

 

[jps4jeep]

Boondock saints



"make like a tree

and get the F outta here"

 

[TWDJ]

From Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

"He choose ... poorly."

Cracks me up every time!

 

[Itchee96]

We're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped dance with Danny "F _ _ _ ing" Kay!

Where are you going to put a tree that big? Neighbor
Bend over and I'll show you! Clark
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that! Neighbor
I wasn't talking to you. Clark (speaking to the neighbors wife, Julia Louis Dreyfuss)

Clark Griswold

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (one of my all-time favs)

 

[JeepMonkey]

"Blessed are the cheesemakers! What's so special about the cheesemakers?"
YouTube - Life of Brian- Sermon on the Mount Scene

 

[JeepMonkey]

"Biggus Dikkus!"

YouTube - Life of Brian - Bigus Dickus

 

[Red Neckerson]

...." disturbing the piece? I got thrown threw a f&%$# window! What do you call getting thrown out of a car... jaywalking!!!"

Axel Foley (Eddie Murphy)

Beverly Hills Cop

 

[JeepMonkey]

We're going to have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapped dance with Danny "F _ _ _ ing" Kay!

Where are you going to put a tree that big? Neighbor
Bend over and I'll show you! Clark
You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that! Neighbor
I wasn't talking to you. Clark (speaking to the neighbors wife, Julia Louis Dreyfuss)

Clark Griswold

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (one of my all-time favs)

"Hallelujah, HOLY SH*T! Where's the Tylenol?":lol:

 

[Saurian]

(around 1:17)
Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
B.V.M. Not yet...
Sultan: "Not yet?" Is that famous?

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Best movie EVER!!!

 

[mud4feet]

"1500 years ago, everybody KNEW that the earth was the center of the universe.................500 years ago, everybody KNEW that the earth was flat..............just imagine what you'll KNOW tomorrow"


men in black

 

[Itchee96]

Did you guys see the size of that CHICKEN?

Young Guns

 

[90Xjay]

I'm not gonna hit ya... I'm not gonna hit ya..... the h*e*l*l I'm not

from some John Wayne movie

 

[prariepunk]

Quint: [as he spots Hooper sitting on the deck playing solitaire] Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.

 

[stacezyx]

Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

-Anchorman

 

[Ken72]

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."
Or
"Hail to the king! Baby"

Army of darkness - this movie is full of one liners.
Bruce

 

[JPNinPA]

Commando - Cindy: What happened to Sully? Matrix: I let him go.

 

[JPNinPA]

The Huneymooners- Ralph Kramden- - "... one of these days ... Pow! Right in the kisser! One of these days Alice, straight to the Moon!"

 

[Heep72]

Lois: How would you like me to make your life a living hell?
Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking.

Ace Ventura Pet Detective.