Funny quotes and one liners from movies

[mingez]

Hey all, here's another one of those threads that never ends type deals.

Put down your favorite one-liners or quotes from movies past and present.

Name the movie and the actor. (post a youtube if you can find it)

I'll start:

 

[mingez]

"I came have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...

...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

---Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"


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[BaconYJ]

That looks like one of the Evil Dead movies or along those lines.

Hmm, a good quote....

Yey, geeks and nerds...

"Stay on target, stay on target."
"Good shot Red 2"

Yes i am a dork,

Bacon

 

[larrymo49]

"You can't handle the truth....!"

Jack Nicholson.

A Few Good Men.

 

[larrymo49]

Sorry ...didn't see the word "funny"!

Scratch that...

 

[Itchee96]

I love gooooollllllld!

Mike Meyers as Goldmember

Austin Powers

 

[southtj]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

[YT="The Blues Brothers"]YHa_jqxnn4o[/YT]

 

[southtj]

From Airplane.
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[southtj]

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[YT="The Holy Grail - Monty Python"]-OzIMHowtL8[/YT]

Ok, I'm done for now. I really should get to work.

 

[Itchee96]

Ive never done it with baked goods. (after the infamous pie make out scene!.)

American Pie

Cant remember the guys name. Jason Biggs characters dad.

 

[tallen]

Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night.

From The Leave it to Beaver Show.

 

[Itchee96]

What the f_ _ _ you stealing boxes for? You trying to build a clubhouse?

Smokey

Friday

 

[mingez]

That looks like one of the Evil Dead movies or along those lines.

Nope, it's "They Live"

This is one of the best quotes form Evil Dead 2 (One of the funniest movies ever)

GROOVY...

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[Utah_jeepster]

"O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu"...

"skip a bit, brother"...

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen.





The "REAL" best part from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

From Utahians who say neet!

 

[southtj]

Utah, you sir are right. There are so many great lines from that move and that is definitely one of the funniest.

For those unfamiliar...[YT="The Holy Hand Grenade"]xOrgLj9lOwk[/YT]

 

[redrooster]

What the f_ _ _ you stealing boxes for? You trying to build a clubhouse?

Smokey

Friday

Lots of good ones from that movie. More:

"How you gonna get fired ON YOUR DAY OFF!"

"..said she looked like Janet Jackson... look more like Freddie Jackson!"

"It's you a-- Mr. Postman!"

"Y'all don't never have two things that match! Kool Aid-no sugar, peanut butter-no jelly, ham-no burger..."

 

[Red Neckerson]

Ward, weren't you a little hard on the beaver last night.

From The Leave it to Beaver Show.

:rofl:

Now THAT is classic!

 

[Red Neckerson]

" When I get home, I'm going to punch your momma right in the mouth"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason)

Smokey and the Bandit

 

[90Xjay]

"Where da white women at?"

Clevon Little as Sheriff Bart in Blazing Saddles

 

[90Xjay]

"You think you hate it now, wait'll you drive it!


Eugene Levy in National Lampoon's Vacation talking to Clark about the Wagon Queen Family Truckster