Funny Jeep Quotes

[Jeepfrk97]

Alright i wanna hear some funny jeep quotes heres one i herd from some one

When I Die, Bury me in my JEEP. 'Cause it's never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!

? i thought it was funny so let me hear some more ? if this has been done already ...... let me know the link!

 

[Sully]

"If its not leaking, it must be empty!"

I heard tug-n-pull say that once.

 

[mingez]

The ever popular: "Real Jeeps are built not bought."

 

[Tug-n-pull]

" JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket!" tug

 

[purpleyjgirl]

When I Die, Bury me in my JEEP. 'Cause it's never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!

Thats graewulf's signiture!!!!! I love it

Sorry I dont know of any myself but keep em coming I want to read more too.
This could be an add on post to "you know you have a real jeep if......."

 

[graewulf]

JEEP - jumps everything except payments

 

[west747]

Transmission switch

" Everyday as a child i used to pray to God to give me a jeep. After a couple of years i realized that God did not work that way. So i stole a jeep and asked for HIS forgiveness"

 

[Jeeper84]

Not really a funny quote... it's just one that makes me say "DA*N STRAIGHT!"

My Jeep is not an SUV and your SUV is not a Jeep


-Mike

 

[bryanjeep]

I hate that, It's a Jeep Thing Slogan.

 

[White]

Just Everyone Else's Parts

 

[XJNick]

JEEP: The dirtiest of the four-letter words :wink:

-Nick :!:

 

[Snitty]

haha nick.. i like that one

 

[jps4jeep]

Jeep~ a fool and his money will soon be parted!