crazed joke

[unclebill]

:???:crazed joke
a man was walking by the local mental institution.
it had a high wooden fence around it.
from the other side he heard shouts of 29! 29! 29!
he found a knothole and peeking in saw a group of inmates jumping up and down chanting 29
one ran to the fence and poked him in the eye.
they all started chanting
30! 30! 30!

 

[SteelHeadz]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:Lmao.

 

[unclebill]

nyuk nyuk nyuk

if you cant tell.
i dig the three stooges.

 

[scottpoling]

I got one for ya.

A guy drinking in a bar gets so loaded he pukes on his shirt.
He is so upset ranting that his wife will find out he was drinking too much.
The guy next to him tells him not to worry, he folds a $5 bill and sticks it in his puke covered pocket. He tells the guy to go home and tell his wife another guy at the bar puked on his shirt and gave him $5 to have it cleaned.
The guy goes home and tells her the story. She believes him!
He takes the bill out of his pocket and hands it to his wife. She looks at it and says "Hey this is a $10 bill." The husband replies.."OH yeah, he crapped in my pants too!"
:lol:

 

[unclebill]

my hero!

 

[scottpoling]

That was a great joke Unclebill