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In my best "Pushy Software Salesman" voice...
"SSSSOOoooooooooo,...nice day, isn't it?" (Rain rains, thunder thunders)
Two guys are on an airplane which is bound for Hawaii.
Guy-1 exclaims, "Boy! "I can't wait to get to Havaii."
Guy-2 corrects, "It is Hawaii, not Havaii!'
Guy-1 retorts, "It is Havaii!!!!
Guy-2 replies, "Let's ask this guy over here."
Guy-1 responds, "OK"
Guy-2 to Guy-3, "Sir, is our destination pronounced "Hawaii" or "Havaii?"
Guy-3 answers, "It is pronounced, "Havaii."
Guy-1 says to Guy-3, "Thank you, Sir."
Guy-2 sulks.
Guy-3 says, "Ach! You are velcome."
Moral: "When you ask people for advice, you need to know where those people are coming from."
:mrgreen:
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"SSSSOOoooooooooo,...nice day, isn't it?" (Rain rains, thunder thunders)
Two guys are on an airplane which is bound for Hawaii.
Guy-1 exclaims, "Boy! "I can't wait to get to Havaii."
Guy-2 corrects, "It is Hawaii, not Havaii!'
Guy-1 retorts, "It is Havaii!!!!
Guy-2 replies, "Let's ask this guy over here."
Guy-1 responds, "OK"
Guy-2 to Guy-3, "Sir, is our destination pronounced "Hawaii" or "Havaii?"
Guy-3 answers, "It is pronounced, "Havaii."
Guy-1 says to Guy-3, "Thank you, Sir."
Guy-2 sulks.
Guy-3 says, "Ach! You are velcome."
Moral: "When you ask people for advice, you need to know where those people are coming from."
:mrgreen:
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