The OFFICIAL joke thread?
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Shewilly
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Chicken Wire
>
> An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch
> watching the sun
> rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying
> something big under his arm.
>
> He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
>
> Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
>
> Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
>
> Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."
>
> Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch
> chickens with chicken wire!"
>
> Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
>
> That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the
> old man's
> surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with
> about 30 chickens caught in
> it.
>
> Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun
> rise and he sees
> the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his
> hand.
>
> Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
>
> Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."
>
> Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
>
> Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."
>
> Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't
> catch ducks with duck tape!"
>
> Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
>
> That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and
> to the old man's
> amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of
> duck tape with about
> 35 ducks caught in it.
>
> Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by
> carrying what
> looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
>
> Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
>
> Boy says "It's a ***** willow."
>
> Old man says "Wait up ... I'll get my hat."
>
>
> An old man in Mississippi was sitting on his front porch
> watching the sun
> rise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying
> something big under his arm.
>
> He yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
>
> Boy yells back "Roll of chicken wire."
>
> Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
>
> Boy says "Gonna catch some chickens."
>
> Old man yells "You damn fool, you can't catch
> chickens with chicken wire!"
>
> Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
>
> That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the
> old man's
> surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with
> about 30 chickens caught in
> it.
>
> Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun
> rise and he sees
> the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his
> hand.
>
> Old man yells out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
>
> Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape."
>
> Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"
>
> Boy says back "Gonna catch me some ducks."
>
> Old man yells back, "You damn fool, you can't
> catch ducks with duck tape!"
>
> Boy just laughs and keeps walking.
>
> That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and
> to the old man's
> amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled roll of
> duck tape with about
> 35 ducks caught in it.
>
> Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by
> carrying what
> looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.
>
> Old man says "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
>
> Boy says "It's a ***** willow."
>
> Old man says "Wait up ... I'll get my hat."
>
Utah_jeepster
Super Moderator
how come psychics don't your your name when you walk through the front door?
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rubijeepchick04
Guest
Start a humor section maybe??:idea:
HiHood
New member
:scratch: yeah . . . . . :scratch: . . . . or maybe like an "OFFICIAL joke thread" :scratch:
Mr.Bo
New member
Michael the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had along standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Haratio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Haratio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Michael the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Michael the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to have Haratio the Physician arrange it and that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen.
The next day, Haratio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's massive brassiere while she was taking a bath.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Haratio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Michael the Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer. Haratio the Physician then slipped Michael the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Michael the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Michael the Dragon Slayer found Haratio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Michael the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and -- knowing that Haratio the Physician could never report this matter to the King -- shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Haratio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into King Arthur's underwear. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Pay your bills.
One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Haratio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Haratio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Michael the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Michael the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to have Haratio the Physician arrange it and that he would gladly pay the 1,000 gold coins for the chance to satisfy his desires for the Queen.
The next day, Haratio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's massive brassiere while she was taking a bath.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Haratio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Michael the Dragon Slayer had present the antidote to cure the itch. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer. Haratio the Physician then slipped Michael the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Michael the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Michael the Dragon Slayer found Haratio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Michael the Dragon Slayer could have cared less, and -- knowing that Haratio the Physician could never report this matter to the King -- shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Haratio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into King Arthur's underwear. King Arthur quickly summoned Michael the Dragon Slayer...
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Pay your bills.
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rubijeepchick04
Guest
LMAO!!! uhmmmm but where do I get some of this itching powder . . . .:twisted:
