TwistedCU
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A while back we got speed bumps on our street. We've had jackasses doing 50+ on our 25 mph residential side street that has lots of kids (in addition to mine).
A few days after getting the speedbumps, I was cutting my grass when a silver Honda Civic with a farting muffler came flying up the street. I've seen the kid before and he's always flying. Well he didn't see the new speedbump (faaaaaart faaaart fart fart fart... KLUNK!) and hit it so hard it knocked off the plastic garbage under the plastic garbage where his bumper should be. I just shook my head and smiled as he shoved it in his trunk.
I saw the same kid on the way to work this morning and he had a bumper sticker that read "speed bumps piss me off".
I shook my head and laughed again!
A few days after getting the speedbumps, I was cutting my grass when a silver Honda Civic with a farting muffler came flying up the street. I've seen the kid before and he's always flying. Well he didn't see the new speedbump (faaaaaart faaaart fart fart fart... KLUNK!) and hit it so hard it knocked off the plastic garbage under the plastic garbage where his bumper should be. I just shook my head and smiled as he shoved it in his trunk.
I saw the same kid on the way to work this morning and he had a bumper sticker that read "speed bumps piss me off".
I shook my head and laughed again!