Prison versus Work

TerryMason

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IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
 

IN PRISON:You get free medical and dental.
AT WORK: You get to pay for the privilege of having substandard medical and dental insurance.
 
IN PRISON: Your fellow inmates will shank you for your dessert.
AT WORK: Your fellow inmates will stab you in the back just to get that corner cubical.
 
Damn, this is depressing. How about....

Prison: 10:00pm? Bubba is feeling frisky! (guess who the wife is??????)
Work: 5:30Pm "Hi, honey! I'm home!!!" (you KNOW who the wife is!)
 
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dang.

note to self, never go work in an office building.

I'm glad I'm in outside sales when I hear stories like that
 
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