Movie Thread- Lets have fun !


Well, you sir, are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
2nd Person: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.
1st Person: You'd be Will Munny out of Missouri; killer of women and children.
2nd Person: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned.
 
KrazyJeeper said:
Well, you sir, are a cowardly son of a *****! You just shot an unarmed man!
2nd Person: He should have armed himself if he was goin' to decorate his saloon with my friend.
1st Person: You'd be Will Munny out of Missouri; killer of women and children.
2nd Person: That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you Little Bill for what you did to Ned.
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Dang, I know this one....I can see it in my mind....just can't think of it!!!!!
 
Gone&DoneIt said:
"You shouldn't have done that,... he was just a boy mmmhmmm"
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I like the way you talk.

You got any biscuts in there?

I like them french fried taters.


I just killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade..ummhumm.

Yeah, that second un there darn near split it head into....

Doyle said to send an ambulance and a hurst...:purple: :purple:
 
here is a good one. Hoping the names will not give it completely away.

[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]
Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!
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I just killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade..ummhumm.

That would be Slingblade. I use his voice almost daily on the phone. Ummhumm.
 

KrazyJeeper said:
I just killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawn mower blade..ummhumm.

That would be Slingblade. I use his voice almost daily on the phone. Ummhumm.
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You too huh? My wife thinks I'm the only one who does that..Ummhumm:-)
 
Yeah, there are a few people I have to call almost daily that are at Ft Polk and I start out using the voice, it's kind of become a signature. I told them I would try and come up with something else, but Billybob is just too funny, love them fried taters. LOL
 
How about this one:
Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?
-It just does.
-It just does.
 
OutOfStep said:
How about this one:
Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?
-It just does.
-It just does.
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"You can't have NO in your heart! Life's a garden.....DIG IT!"

"You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt!"
 

Last asswhoopin' I got was... what, 27 years ago?
Yeah, when the doctor slapped your .ass.
Yeah, and I'm still lookin' for him!
 
Gone&DoneIt said:
Last asswhoopin' I got was... what, 27 years ago?
Yeah, when the doctor slapped your .ass.
Yeah, and I'm still lookin' for him!
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I can't believe you admit to watching that movie!:redface:

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
90Xjay said:
I can't believe you admit to watching that movie!:redface:

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
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That movie ROCKS!! You got to see Della Reese kick Eddie Murphy's .ass!!! granted,... that WAS back in the college days when I could make almost anything funny with the right chemical concoction!!! I remember watching C-SPan and finding it hysterical!!!:lol: :lol:
 
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