PapaBear101
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A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store in
Search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, shenotices a box
full of frogs.
The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes
with complete instructions)."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon
As she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
Instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to
do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
Nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this
point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom ff the
paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the
pet store."
The lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier I'll be right over."
Within a few minutes, the man arrives and rings her doorbell. The young
lady "I've done everything according to the instructions, and the damn
thing just sits there."
The man is clearly upset. Looking very concerned, the man picks up the
frog, and looking directly into its eyes says very sternly, "Listen
here, you dumb frog! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
time!!!!"
A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store in
Search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, shenotices a box
full of frogs.
The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes
with complete instructions)."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon
As she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
Instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to
do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
Nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this
point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom ff the
paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the
pet store."
The lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier I'll be right over."
Within a few minutes, the man arrives and rings her doorbell. The young
lady "I've done everything according to the instructions, and the damn
thing just sits there."
The man is clearly upset. Looking very concerned, the man picks up the
frog, and looking directly into its eyes says very sternly, "Listen
here, you dumb frog! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
time!!!!"
