'Ello y'all

prariepunk

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:as Dr. Nick from the simpsons: Hello everybody :/as Dr. Nick from the simpsons: I've not had internet for a long time and the rest of the time I've been at work.... on the gulf coast in Corpus Christi, they had to twist my arm to go ;) . I just wanted to say hello and welcome all of our newer members (I see we have grown some since I've been out). I have seen some big jeeps here on the coast, but salty air has done a number on alot of them! I've been living on Jim Beam/Jack Daniels and Ramen Noodles all week and staying sober over the weekends (boy it's a bachelor's dream... but I'm not a bachelor :( ) I have been hit on by a LOT of under aged girls down there... they think I'm only 17-18, some don't even belive me when I tell them I'm 20 (I'm really 22)! (Don't worry Ants, you'll always have a special place in my heart ;) ) The other guys try to get me out to "The Clubs", but I just stay at the apartment and drink... I like rock and country, not... whatever that is!? Well that's my up-date and current level of being....

...Oh yeah, no jeep with me on the coast
 

Hey, you dont have to like whatever they play at the clubs, you just have to like being squashed between two girls who have had a too much to drink! I've always been a big metal head and grew up on country so I know what you mean, but I go out from time to time with friends and let me tell you, you're missing out.
 
I seem to be attracting "Jail-Bait". I've had alot of under aged highschool girls come onto me..... 15 'll get'cha 20, huh?
 
prariepunk said:
I seem to be attracting "Jail-Bait". I've had alot of under aged highschool girls come onto me..... 15 'll get'cha 20, huh?

They will ALL get you divorced. I'd sure hate to see you on here crying about your two upcoming court dates......criminal AND divorce:lol:
 

It doesn't matter... I don't plan to persue any of those leads, I love my wife and no other woman would have me if they knew me :roll:
 
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