Dumbest Jeeper on Earth

Gone&DoneIt

Gone&DoneIt

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All loyalties aside,... we all have that one mildly retarded Jeeper friend who never ceases to astound us at the level of idiocy he is willing to exemplify when beer, an obstacle, and gas peddle are together,... so lets hear the stories,... even better if you have pics :p


The sad thing,... is,... the more I think about it,.... I am beginning to think perhaps I am the retarded Jeeper in my crew,.... Damn :???:

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That would be me, my buddy Scott, and my buddy Eddie. We're all show stoppers, everyone flocks to watch us drive when we wheel. Between one of us someone inevitably has some spectacular form of breakage or rollover or body damge after its all said and done :D (no beer involved though)

Eddie:
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This tore his transmission case into two large pieces.
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His new buggy
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Scott
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Me
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Unfortunatly no one grabbed the camera but, My mom's B-friend and I had our own 4x4 olympics a while back (200....3?) and we pitted my jeep against his 1979 F-150 Short Bed... We drag raced in an open PLOWED feild to the woodline and back (about 1/3 mi.) complete with ditch crossing half way there and half way back... we both forgot about it on the way there :( , and then we chained the rear bumpers together and had a pull off....


...in the end I walked away with $200 in hand and about $350 in damage (including but not limited to: bent springsand tie rod & bent 1/4in thick I-Beam rear bumper)

and I had to help find a way to reattach his rear bumper... and many other things that broke the truck
 
This one doesn't involve a jeep but it does involve beer, a very large F-150 4x4 and an idiot friend......He lives in a very small town out in the boonies and it's very common for people to drink and drive...not many police around to enforce it. His "thing to do" was to say "here you drive" and jump out of the window of his truck onto the nerf (step) bar under the door and swing around into the bed while driving down the highway usually at a very fast speed. Needless to say he eventually totalled this truck. He got a new one and was out drinking one night. He picked up some stripper and her friend. They were cruising down the highway (drunk of course) when he decided to say "here you drive" and jumped out the window. He forgot he was in his new truck which doesn't have the nerf bars under the doors so he hit the highway at around 100 kms/hr (whatever that is in miles) and got a serious case of permanent road rash, a concusion and a broken arm. Imagine the look on these girls faces when this guy they just meet jumps out of the window of the truck at over 100 kms/hr straight onto the highway. I think he's a good candidate for an upcoming Darwin Award.
 

I once knew this guy who rolled his Jeep in a big mudhole and spilled his entire beer cooler....
 
Somewhat related, when I'm not off-roading, I'm also into drag racing. I'm from a small town in West Virginia and we had a small local 1/8th mile track sanctioned by the IHRA. They have street legal bracket races every Thursday night, and being that this is in the backwoods of WV, in addition to mustangs/camaros and your typical ricers, you also get a mix of guys in old rusted out pickups, 4 wheelers and everything else. Well anyway, one night a guy showed up in his rusted out Ford pickup that was covered in mud like he'd just been out on the trail. First round of eliminations come up, and he pulls to the line (forget who/what he was racing against, not really important). So the light turns green and he floors it. The front end of the truck lifts a little, the rear end squats. He gets to the rev limiter, lets off the gas, clutches in...the front of the truck dips. He jams her into 2nd gear, lets the clutch go and gets back on the gas. The front of the truck lifts again, the rear squats and this time the tailgate flies open. He hits the top of 2nd gear, clutches in, off the gas, the front of the truck noses down. He slams into 3rd and gets back on the gas, and this time the 2 cases of Budweiser he was saving for later go sliding out the back of the truck and bust all over the damn track. There was about a 30 minute delay while the track crew finished mopping the beer off the racetrack. True story.
 

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Yea, my peej can wheelie, it's no big deal. :p



And the ever popular, "when my dad was crazy" era.
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Chapes1010 said:
prariepunk said:
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Give 'er! heres one of my cherokee that im in the process of rebuilding

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it was a smooth landing too. . . god i love my jeep!
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MERCY!!! Great shot, Chapes!!! Man there are a lot of good pics here.

I got a story for ya, though it involves Jeeps, it doesn't involve off-roading:

The high school kids in Wichita whose daddies have bought them Jeeps (all mall crawlers, and occasionally drive through someone's yard), have apparently seen pics of Jeeps with tow straps wrapped around the front bumper and think it's cool, so they are all driving around town with yellow tow straps wrapped around their bumpers. Well, yesterday, as I was headed south on Rock Road, I saw one of them coming towards me, and the strap had come loose and was dragging on the street. As he got about 50 feet from me, the loose end of the strap swung under the passenger side tire, causing the steering wheel to jerk to the right suddenly. As he swerved across two lanes of traffic towards the curb, the front bumper broke free from the Jeep, and he ran over it moments before he would have hit the curb. Just about the time we were even, he was at a 45 degree angle to the curb with his front wheels 3 feet in the air, heading for a bus stop bench. I heard the crash after passing him, and could see his brake lights through the dust and debris as he was going over the bench in my rear view. I was going to turn around, but was on my way to an emergency repair, so I called 911 and had a cop contact me later to fill out a witness report. The cop told me that after he ran over the bench, he went through a wrought iron fence into someone's back yard and finally high centered on a landscaping wall. The kid was 16 and had only had the Jeep 2 months......what a waste.:(
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Irok is lighter, taller, softer and more badasser, IMO.
There's something to be said for a cut Bogger especially if they are relatively new and the edges are still cupped. I only have 6 rides on the Iroks, so they haven't had the test of time. They are still in good shape and will be ready to sling the goo at Gray Rock this weekend. Come on down.
 

All these pics you post have monsta rock piles. I think you could use a set of 42's.
 
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