TwistedCopper said:
I thought Special K's was pretty good too. Pretty good lineup there, but wouldn't I be a lame duck Sec of defense under that administration JK!
Why?
Under my administration, I'd make some brilliant changes:
NO tread lighty.. ALL lands are open.
The passing lane would now be on the right with all slow traffic to the left.
ONLY children and the elderly can carry firearms.
Prayer in school? I say combine church AND School. Besides, with all of my budget going to Military spending and we'd have to fund the schools somehow? What could be better than Sunday contributions?
Triple taxes so we can increase our welfare programs because giving handouts rules!
Free Healthcare for everyone!!! Unless you make less than 100,000 a year.. then you're SOL.
ALL of the Electoral votes would go to Alaska, Hawaii, Wyoming and Maine. Also, inorder to vote, you'd have to travel to one of those states to do so.
I'd allow Canadians and Mexicans to vote.
I'd stop the war on terror, and start the war on France. Pretentious bastards. Also to be dubbed as: "The war on Body Odor."
Legalize Pot, but Outlaw Cigarettes.
I'd outlaw Polka and Billy Ray Cyrus.
Surrey's for everyone!!!
Our national bird would be "Larry"
Restructure the current 2-party system into a more coherent one.
The Republicrats, and the Demublicans. And everyone would be Conservirals and Libertives.
I'd outlaw Tip Jars.
I'd outlaw the use of the words "proactive", and "basically"
Ban smoking in public places, but legalize smoking on other peoples private property.
Bring back Seinfeld.
Round up Cowboys, Avalanche, and Laker fans into concentration camps, where they will be forced at gunpoint to wear 49ers, Redwings, and Celtic Jerseys.
READ MY LIPS... No more Mullets.
I'm not married to a Heinz fortune heiress, but my GF serves Heinz at the restaurant she works at! Does that count?
