wanna buy some breasts off ebay? only $1000!!! (Rated PG-13

dingus

dingus

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haha, i found this auction on ebay, this lady is trying to raise money for implants... she wants to go from a small B-cup to a solid C-cup... lol... my question is, if you're gonna go for implants to begin with, why stop at a c-cup!? is anyone else here willing to go in on this with me? haha j/k...

here's her description:
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I AM AN ATTRACTIVE 24 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO IS IN DIRE "WANT" OF BREAST IMPLANTS. I AM 5'6", 115 POUNDS WITH BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES. MY BREAST SIZE IS CURRENTLY A 34 SMALL B AND I WOULD LOVE TO INCREASE THEM TO A 34 FULL C. I WILL PROVIDE MY FOUR WINNING BIDDERS WITH BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER PICTURES ALONG WITH A DIARY OF THE PROCESS AS WELL.THIS INFORMATION COULD BE USED FOR PUBLISHING, MEDICAL RESEARCH, OR PERSONAL USE

THIS IS A REAL AUCTION. SERIOUS BIDDERS FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME WITH QUESTIONS. I WILL NEED TO RAISE 4000.00 TO FUND THE PROCEDURE SO UNTIL THAT GOAL IS REACHED ALL THAT WILL BE SENT ARE PRE PICTURES WITH THE BEGINING OF MY DIARY.
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click here for the actual auction page...

The lady emailed me some pics:
<img src = "http://dingus.tqhosting.com/images/web/diane1.jpg" height = "350">

<img src = "http://dingus.tqhosting.com/images/web/diane2.jpg" height = "350">





-nate

edited by: dingus, Apr 11, 2003 - 08:31 AM[addsig]
 
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The thing is, I think she's just fine the way she is. She doesn't need a boob job. I wish she could see that for herself. Now I got to admit that she would look a lot hotter in a nice jeep. (topless of course...) :-O The Jeep I mean :lol: :lol: :lol: [addsig]
 

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haha right on tug nice body tho, despite her "dire need" or whatever[addsig]
 
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When J10/Cariss posted something as tasteless as this, everybody wanted him banned, I don't understand. This isn't any better/worse/different than his Priceless post :-? [addsig]
 
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No foul language, no nudity is the big difference. That is the big difference to me anyway. My big question is why Dingus was looking for inplants to start with. Tug

edited by: Tug-n-pull, Apr 10, 2003 - 11:12 PM[addsig]
 

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Aw come on this is harmless. Its just a ti_d bit of information and kind of funny. I think she should go DD. Oh ya and be in a Jeep. :-O [addsig]
 
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i find it not a bit offensive... except for her own lack of self respect in what she has... she has no reason to consider changing her chest size. bounty is right in the fact that it is pointless as far as jeeping... but i can also see the lighter side in that it is just an expression of something that is unusual enough to show[addsig]
 
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Hey Ya dingus, Why were you trying to search for implants on Ebay, Trying to compenstae for something? Just kidding man.
It is ashame though that she would have to stoop so low to get implants, I mean ebay!
In massachusetts, women that want implants and can't afford them are called gold diggers and date your great grandfather till he has a heart attack from the viagra!! LOL[addsig]
 

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yeah, i mean... i don't find this post tasteless or gross, and for the bra picture, i put "raded PG-13" in the subject. if you're not looking to see something rated like that, i put a rating on there for you so you can know not to look here.

i think j10 got people pissed at him because ALL HIS POSTS were offensive, negative, deroggatory, etc... at least the majority of mine are relative and helpful.

and no, i wasn't searching for breast implants... a buddy of mine in study hall pointed out the auction to me and i found it humorous and figured i'd share. :)[addsig]
 
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When J10/Cariss posted something as tasteless as this, everybody wanted him banned, I don't understand. This isn't any better/worse/different than his Priceless post :-?
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Difference: Nipple.
============ and his hateful attitude tword our friends.

All due respect Bounty, but ponder this for a moment, please kind Sir:

1. Dingus wasn't slamming anyone. for simply asking questions.
That is/was the only 'problem' I will allow myself with another member.

This forum gets better all the time, despite posts from such juvenile wanna-be's as J10 :p
Click to expand...
Bounty..

I agree with you, and sometimes while fighting the Just Empty Every Pocket (JEEP) it's nice to have a funny or two added in. Why not a Daily joke section?

2. Warned that it was pg-13,
(note 13, is the age min. for regirstration)

But many do have younger children about,
and that was a Very nice warning for them.

And for those who might not want to view something "off subject, PG-13",
then why in the world would one click the link after reading that warning. ?



Yet they could pick up the Sears Catalog
and see no different. it wasn't nude/topless.
Nothing against Topless, all my girls like it like that. ;-)

Dingus, Rock on! I thought it was 'priceless'.
I enjoyed the laugh, and your Respetful posting habits, are an example for me to follow.
Thanks.[addsig]
 

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and no, i wasn't searching for breast implants... a buddy of mine in study hall pointed out the auction to me and i found it humorous and figured i'd share
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Yea Right! LMAO tug[addsig]
 
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So this means you AND your buddy were searching for implants? :) ...but you were simply "studying" for...oh...Biology class in study hall...rriiiiiiight? :lol:

edited by: phillika, Apr 12, 2003 - 12:55 AM[addsig]
 

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haha, the lady just emailed me a pic of her TOPLESS... lol... i'd post it here but i'd get in trouble. if anyone wants to see it just email me dingus@dingus.tqhosting.com

-nate[addsig]
 

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I have just come up with the absolute best idea...

She's getting a C-cup, some of you guys think she should go for the gusto and get a double D...and who knows, maybe she'll change her mind one day, then again, maybe she'll even change her mind EVERY day.

That's where Rancho and ARB come in. Okay, hear me out, if we get a good breast implant maker (3M???) to combine forces with Rancho and ARB to develop a reliable adjustable implant system...maybe even one with a remote control option for those dignified events where you don't want the adjustment process to be so...well...obvious, then voila!!! Problem solved!!!

We can make Millions!!! We just need a name for it. Rancho 10,000 just seems so impersonal. Who's in!!?
[addsig]
 
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