more humor by darkwolf...

darkwolf

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you may own a jeep if...;

1-topless has nothing to do with a bar..

2-i'll take pic's means;let me out you crazy son of a b...

3-crawling is not what your infant does,

4-you are constantly broke or soon to be broke,

5-the more you spent on your car,the harder it is to get in,

6-i'm going to the stores means;i'm going off-road the rest of the day,

7-channel 4 is not nbc,cnn or cbs,

8-traction is not putting your broken leg in a sling,

9-class 4 doesn't mean the 4th grade of school,

10-lockers are not for keeping burglars out,or to put your books in at school,

11-getting a lift has nothing to do with plastic surgery,

12-you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of you start to look like a trail obstacle,

13-you can see over suburbans,navigators,etc.

14-taking the top down has nothing to do with foreplay,

15-your vehicle is the reasson of divorce,

16-you tell your co-workers you used your'"winch"this weekend they say;can't you get send to jail for that?

17-you say thing like it's just paint and trail damage is cool...



merry christmas everybody and a happy new year...



ps.start using the chatroom ok??
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1047645

heh thats good... especially the one about being broke (looking into wallet)



at least my xmas shopping is done and i paid for it all in cash.[addsig]
 
1047649

Man the truth hurts, I relate to a bunch of this stuff, I still like the other topless meaning best though. Later Tug[addsig]
 
1047654

LMAO!
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The second one is my wife!!!!!!!!!!!! The first time I took her out 4 wheeling, she jumped out with the camera. The trail wasn't hard at all, just full of babyheads and really rough.[addsig]
 
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