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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt".
For your information:
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee Deep in Schitt Inc. Oh Schitt is the favourite grandson of Bigg Schitt.
In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Against his parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name, she became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son, called Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood, and, consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So he next time someone tells you, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.............
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-Nick :!:
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Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt".
For your information:
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertiliser magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Knee Deep in Schitt Inc. Oh Schitt is the favourite grandson of Bigg Schitt.
In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Against his parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe later married Mr Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name, she became known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son, called Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood, and, consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So he next time someone tells you, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.............
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-Nick :!:
