There once was a duck named Jack
Who owned a 3 legged yak
Jack jumped on the back
Of his 3 legged yak
gave out a QUACK
and made the yak
run over the bunny named mack!
If it takes a half of a chicken a half of a day to lay half of an egg....
How long would it take a one legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?